As I mentioned in the last post, the hometown dates episode with the top 4 guys annoyingly ended on a 'to be continued' and JoJo seemed super torn and distraught but I thought suuuuurely she would still send Chase or Robby home - no brainer. MUCH TO AMERICA'S SHOCK AND DISMAY, however, she sent Luke home. He was legit her ONLY good option left, so not only was he completely shocked and looked like he had been hit by a truck at this news, but pretty much all the viewers in the world were like...
Our only consolation is that I am 99% sure he'll be the next Bachelor which hoooopefully will be announced tomorrow night on After the Final Rose.
After JoJo's shocking and horrible decision, she takes her (lame) top 3 guys to Thailand for the *~oVeRnIgHt FaNtAsY sUiTe~* dates. Robby's is first. I don't even remember what they did on the date... I think it might have started raining and they got foot massages at one point. (ooooh - my Google image search has proved this to be correct.)
He is dropping the L-word like it's his job and she kind of wants to say it too but won't yet because that's what Ben did to her which was v misleading since he dumped her shortly thereafter. They spend the night in the fantasy suite and blissfully leave their copious amounts of room service seemingly untouched the following morning.
Next date is Jordan - aka who she will probably choose despite his numerous red flags like previous cheating, horrible communication, and weird family issues. They go for a scenic hike on their date and it's cute and makes me want to go for a hike in the near future.
He gladly accepts her invitation to the Fantasy Suite and they have some 'much needed' time alone and yadda yadda yadda she loves him too but doesn't want to tell him yet.
Next up is Chase (is that his name?). They have a great day frolicking on a Thai beach and he tries to amp up his non-existent personality. Things seem to be going swimmingly and she offers him the Fantasy Suite card and he accepts (duh) and then they get there and he drops the L-bomb and JoJo immediately goes from 😍 to 😕 in 0.5 seconds. She then excuses herself for a few minutes and comes back and pretty much says, "yeahh..... I know saying "I love you" is extremely difficult for you and that was a life-changing step for you but the feeling's not really mutual so can you please just leave now?" Chase immediately chugs his champagne is OBVIOUSLY v mad about this and Jojo cries and the whole situation is like 'what just happened here??!'
So the top 2 guys are Robby and Jordan - 2 douchey former professional athletes with impeccable hair and extreme red flags. (Oy veyyyy). I predict that she'll choose Jordan and they'll move to LA with the hopes of continuing their 15 minutes of fame and break up within 6 months (tops). 🙄
Excited for the finale party tomorrow!
xoxo,
Annie.
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